"Haraf padhna pada type ka

Paani peena pada pipe ka.

Aankh aayi hai, pet chalta hai."

Recounted by the mother, who quite clearly still hasn't gotten used to "naya generation ka technology."

Tweet for twat.

Twitter has started to really annoy me. It has this page3 vibe about it, the famous for being famous types. And it's taking over India. The Telegraph depends on it for its 'quote of the day' every day anyway. Shashi Tharoor can blame it partly for losing his minister-ship.

And the filmistars, oh the filmistars. When will they learn. Interviews were embarrassing enough. Now they proudly parade their stupidity around fifteen times a day. If i was prime minister, i would do the country a favour and just ban twitter, democracy jaaye bhaand mein.

kaa be? kaa hua?

I don't get this deal about people calling each other judgemental. Everyone is judgemental. When i look at a person, i think he's fat, or he's got a weird left eye, or he's really stupid, or she's really hot. And the moment i do that, i'm judging the person, willingly or unwillingly, on it. Some people air their views, some keep it to themselves, but that doesn't change a person's judge-mental-ity, does it?

Also, i don't know How dada manages to score runs. I am yet to see a batsman who seems like getting out every second ball that he faces, even if it might eventually go for a six. He's survived fifteen years of international bowling now without knowing what to do with a bouncer. And anyone who saw the match against the Mumbai Indians ( i Still can't get over this name.Mumbai INDIANS? ) knows that sometimes, when the ball comes towards him while he is fielding, it emits fevi quick. There cannot be another explanation.

In other news, the Sena has said that Sania has become an enemy of India. My dad insists that she will become a Pakistani citizen once she marries Shoaib Malik, and that it's her parents' fault, they should know these things. And no one finds funny the fact that Shoaib Malik married (or not) the first girl over the phone, and then dumped her because she was actually very different from how she looked in photographs. I'm sorry, but i have to admit i'm judgemental.

Other than that, shobi maya.